- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's lacrosse

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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