- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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