- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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