Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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a black man pays his child support

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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