- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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