- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

1+1=2

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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