Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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