How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Anti Joke

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