- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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