What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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