- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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