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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

You know what's natural? Bears.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

And you honored it I see :P

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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