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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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