- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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