- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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