- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

im @ work, LOL.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Im gay What about you

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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