- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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