Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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karn chevalier

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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