- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are flowers.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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