- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Asian women drivers...

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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