Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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