- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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