What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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