What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Once, I went to Peru.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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