a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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