Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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