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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

One, two, three, four and five

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Go away still nothing to see

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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