- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

KILL WHITEY

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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