- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

[Set up] [No punch line]

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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