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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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