Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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