- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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