- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig