What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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