- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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