How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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