- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Jordan is pregant

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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