Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Alchohol.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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