- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Women's professional sports

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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