Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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WILLY

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

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