Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Penis.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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