- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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