- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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