How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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8--------------------- penis

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Niall Horan

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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