There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Rylan Clark

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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