- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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