what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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