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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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