A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Anti Joke

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