- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

T u r n i p s

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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