- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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