hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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