- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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