- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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