- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A man walks into a bar

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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