How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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