- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

You just read this ..

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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