hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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