- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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