- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What fires shots? A gun

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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