- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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