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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Your big dick.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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