- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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