- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??