- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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