A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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womens rights.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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