- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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