-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Knock knock Come in

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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