- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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