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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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