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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Connor is homosexuaI

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Connor is homosexuaI

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

pobody's nerfect

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs