What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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White men's rights

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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