- Anti Joke

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas