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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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