- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

The Colts this year.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

every knight i see an owl at window

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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