whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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24

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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