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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

woman's lacrosse

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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