- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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