Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Abortion.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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