- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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