- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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