- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Firgen and the blung brigade

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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