- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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