Small Penis.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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