- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Urban ghettos

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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