Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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