- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

every knight i see an owl at window

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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