Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Rebecca Black

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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