- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Women's Rights Movement

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Your mother is average.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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