- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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