- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

were at work systems r down

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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