ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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