- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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