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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

learn. advance!

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Women drivers...

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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