- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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