Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

you give like i give lomain

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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