- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Small Penis.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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