- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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