- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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