an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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