Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Granny porn!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

V I T A M I N C !

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

vitamin c

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

knock knock come in

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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