- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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