- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

knock knock who's there ?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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