- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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