Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

mikey is cute

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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