- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Dwarf Shortage

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??