Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Women's Rights

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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