I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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SHUT UP JP

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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