A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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women's rights

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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