Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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