Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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#IHateHashtags

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Women's Rights

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Women's Soccer.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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